Cards Clapback – Week 16-17 St. Louis Cardinals recap
Welcome back to Cards Clapback, boy the Cardinals are looking set up for 24 already aren’t they? It’s been about 10 days since we last talked, and it that time they’d DFAd a few guys and made a deal for a rookie league catcher. I for one am thrilled with their aggressive approach for improving…
Cards Clapback Week 14: Mo Trades Mo Problems
Welcome back to Cards Clapback, the All-star game is over, the Cardinals sit at minus 14, at 38-52, and well out of contention with nothing super exciting to talk about on the field.But it’s TRADE SEASON, with the deadline just a bit over two weeks away!Now usually at the trade deadline, Cardinals fans get dreams…
Cards Clapback Week 14: Best and Worst Fans
Welcome back to Cards Clapback, hey another unspectacular week is behind us, the Cardinals continue to be 9.5 games out of first, the season is now halfway over, and like I said last week, so are their playoff hopes, so we have to focus on other things. The obvious is Adam Wainwright, who sits 2…
Cards Clapback: You Deserve Better
See the video here: Two clapbacks in one thanks to the early game last Monday, but you didn’t miss much anyway. Last time I talked about how if the Cardinals had at least a chance of rebounding if they canned Oli Marmol, at the very least it might have sparked the team to a bounce…
Cards Clapback Week 11: The Obvious Problem
Once again, this is my loose writeup for the video, if reading is your thing, and watchin’ ain’t your thing, then read on my friends. But why you would want to read about the 2023 Cardinals, God only knows. Anyway… When we last left off, the Cardinals were in shambles, and since then They dropped…
Cards Clapback: The Titanic Sinks
Watch the video. But if you can’t, here’s my rough draft complete angry rant on the pathetic week 9 & 10 of Cardinals baseball: We’re back after a one week Memorial Day hiatus, and here I have compiled all of the best highlights from the last two weeks of baseball: Yeah, the Cardinals have been…
Cards Clapback: The Cardinals Found a New Catcher?
Week 7 was great. Finally!But who is this new catcher the Cardinals got?And how is this the MLB record Paul Goldschmidt is trying to break?Plus Nolan Gorman and Nolan Arenado are killing it, and Willson Contreras is a master at getting into opponents heads. Almost as good as Cardinals management is at getting into his.
Cards Clapback: What the $*!% Are They Thinking?
Dear Diary: Week 6 has to be the nadir right? Has Stifel asked for their money back? Willson Contreras isn’t catching? What an absolute freaking mess. Thank the good Lord for Paul Goldschmidt.
Cards Clapback: St. Louis Cardinals – The Worst Start in How Long?
Week 5 wasn’t any better than the other weeks. Really, it was worse. One win. Six losses. Oh, and we had to say goodbye to Mike Shannon. Are there bright spots? Perhaps. But a historically terrible start has to change immediately, or the fans can start looking forward to next year. We remember Jordan Walker…
Cards Clapback: St Louis Cardinals Week 4 Recap
Another lousy week for the 2023 St. Louis Cardinals. Here we talk about the truth with the starting pitchers, what we can expect from Paul DeJong, and we try to forget our misery with the drug that is Nolan Gorman’s April.
Cards Clapback: St. Louis Cardinals Week 3 Recap
After a 4-3 week, yeah, we’ve got to talk about Jordan Hicks. And also Nolan Gorman! The Cardinals could have lost every game without him! And: See the Cubs get bombed.